Top 10 Signs You Play too Much Tomb Raider
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10 You know more about Lara Croft then about yourself |
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9 When ever you find something cool under the couch, an eerie chime plays in your head |
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8 You got millions of screen shots from Tomb Raider 2 and plastered you house with them so that your house is identical to Lara's |
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7 On your Ancient China report for Social Studies, you failed because yours was on the Dagger of Xian |
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6 You attempted to shove a triangular piece of cardboard labled "Dagger of Xian" into your chest |
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5 You insisted that right next to your picture is Lara Croft's picture in the year book |
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4 You insisted that your picture be a picture of Lara Croft in the year book |
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3 You meaningfully made yourself late for a ferry and drove you're dads motorycycle into the river trying to catch it |
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2 10 times under different names you've tried out for Eido's Lara Croft model, and once you made it. |
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1 Your first wet dream was abot Lara Croft 1 You plaster your body with pictures of Lara so that you more or less resemble her, and go everywhere like that |